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You don't want to opt out.
Our data analyst, Tim, is already on the third PIP of his employment here.
If he doesn't get the data he needs, he could lose his job. You could be responsible for Tim losing his job.
Wouldn't you feel terrible? And all you have to do to prevent this outcome is accept cookies.
He has a wife and three kids to feed, you know; food needs to be put on the table. You wouldn't want three children to starve, would you?
Of course not. So you should accept cookies. For Tim.
