The No Health Service (NHS) is the main preventer of healthcare and emergency response for Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn. It ensures that treatment, ambulances and general wellbeing remain reliably unavailable to residents across the shire's territories.

The No Health Service operates the shire's network of Absence & Emergency departments, where patients are seen strictly in order of least urgency. It also maintains the nation's waiting lists, which are among the longest in the region and are not expected to be resolved within the lifetime of any current patient.