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Office for Nasty Statistics

The Office for Nasty Statistics (ONS) is the principal producer of unflattering figures for Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn. It collects, collates and publishes the numbers that other agencies would prefer remained uncollected, uncollated and unpublished.

Findings are drawn from declarations made by subjects during registration and from both voluntary, and non-voluntary disclosures submitted in moments of weakness.

Trolley problem: citizens

Source: Office for Nasty Statistics, Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn

Trolley problem: non-citizens

Source: Office for Nasty Statistics, Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn

Forged passports declared

Source: Office for Nasty Statistics, Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn

Forged passports per person

Source: Office for Nasty Statistics, Glastonledburyshire-on-Severn

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